[LaVaism]

Okay here is my story and my god I can't believe this happend but couldn't resist.

At the light about to get on the highway when a Red viper pulls up next to me I recongize it as a local doctor. Well to the other side of me pulls up a Boxster which are popular with a few of the officers on base. So they start reving up and me being the smart ass that I am look at both guys and rev up too. Hey I can dream too can't I! Well needless to say I got the strangest looks from both guys but I was dead serious. Had the most serious look on my face. So light turns green and since I am in an automatic I jump off the line first. That lasted all of 1.5 seconds they spun tires for a bit before taking off. Last I saw was the two of them flying by me.

It was fun watching them drive off though so I figure I just need to go to pep boys and get some more stickers for the car.

 

[wolo]

Definitely need a number of those 5hp stickers.

 

[Eric]

I suggest the bullet hole stickers... more bang for your buck

Seriously though, there are too many people who baby their sports cars & sometimes all they need is a good laugh & it's entertainment for you...

 

[LaVaism]

That viper sounded mean! But they spent way to much time spinning tires at least I got off the line first. Thats the only good thing about an auto I just punch it and go.

I figure if I cover the car with stickers I can distract them long enough to let me win. One of my dealers just got some new video products in so might just put tv's on the outside and put a porno in so I don't have to use stickers.

PS don't ever start up your own store man this thing sucks to much work

 

[Obike]

Originally posted by LaVaism@Apr 12 2005, 10:57 AM
That viper sounded mean! But they spent way to much time spinning tires at least I got off the line first. Thats the only good thing about an auto I just punch it and go.

I figure if I cover the car with stickers I can distract them long enough to let me win. One of my dealers just got some new video products in so might just put tv's on the outside and put a porno in so I don't have to use stickers.

PS don't ever start up your own store man this thing sucks to much work

Classic.

 

[lo bux racer]

Did the Viper lay waste to the Boxtoy? It should have walked him BAD.

 

[Labfish]

He probably couldn't keep up to see the results

 

[LaVaism]

Hey I could keep up I was only 10 20 cars behind. HEY I made it off the line first I'll take what I can get lol. Boxster only pushes out about 340hp while viper has about 400+. I do believe the viper had the win. I was doing about 120 to catch up and see how they were doing. It was intresting.

Know whats faster though, Blue Lights! NO matter how fast your car is a cop can always get you suprising huh.

 

[Labfish]

Hehe...hard to outrun radio.

 

[hamster]

and helicopters

 

[Labfish]

And spike strips

 

[ND120883]

Choppers are easy prey for SAM's ya know.

 

[Labfish]

Got a few you want to lend me?

 

[Plissken]

Given an open road it is not very hard to outrun a helicopter, actually. Our cars may not be able to but a Vier could without much trouble.

 

[lo bux racer]

Boxters are toys. They're not even close to 340 hp.

QUOTE

The regular Boxster's 2.7-liter horizontally opposed six-cylinder engine now develops 240 horsepower, up from 225 hp. The output of the 3.2-liter six-cylinder in the Boxster S grows from 258 hp to 280 hp.[/b]

The Viper should have roasted it to a crisp.

BTW, Porsches do not impress me, they are way overpriced for what they are. I'd buy a Vette before I'd buy a Boxter, reliability be damned.

 

[Azrael]

The new 'Vettes kick so much ass that it hurts.

 

[kckid]

Sorry the new vettes suck. Man they just get uglier and uglier as time goes on. I used to be a Chevy fan but I think now they just do everything totally backwards. Last year Toyota outsold Ford. This year its going to outsell Chevy. No doubt about it. I saw in the WSJ Gm says sales are waining. Duh.