[basilisk4]

Damon, my dad can beat up your mom.

 

[wolo]

Too...much...tech.

 

[iGod]

marty, you obviously dont know what you are talking about. my mother runs the optional .45 Kimber. given muzzle velocity vs. the strafing speed of your father, it is mathematically impossible for your father to dodge a bullet from my mother's kimber. now, considering your father may be running the optional Kevlar vest, a second chance is possible for him, however, the added bulk and weight of a Kevlar vest will also decrease his speed and agility, leaving him more open to a head shot. therefore, you are a moron if you think your dad can beat up my mom. you need to study up on your basic gun-judo theories before you come on here trying to make me look like an idiot. you obviously have no idea who i am.

 

[zoltiz]

One of my cute female neighbors is a police trainee and she was showing off her kevlar vest couple of days ago - that thing (meant to be worn by a 95lbs chic) is very light and even looks nice. It's "female" shaped and white. So agility might not be influenced that much, given the modern body armor technology. On the other hand - .45 will stop you no matter what kind of vest you are wearing.

(Feel free to axe this post - we are going way offtopic)

 

[basilisk4]

That was bad...I just almost choked trying to avoid laughing my ass off with the judge ten feet away. Thanks a lot, Damon...

P.S. My dad has a bunch of guns.

 

[iGod]

i really want to keep this going for a while, but i think thats where it should stop. sorry, guys, i went off topic. i was just illustrating the absurd.

marty, you are very welcome. glad you held it together in front of the judge.

 

[Labfish]

You forget Marty's dad's secret weapon....he's part-ninja.
So he's 1/2 mean or 1/2 awesome.