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I'm a "kid" myself (20). I even owned a 95 Camaro z28 as my first car when I was 16. That's all well and good. But someone explain this to me.
So I'm driving down the road, when this kid in a ~1998ish z28 pulls up beside me, give's me the finger while rev'ing his engine, then pealing off. Great. Whatever, right? Wrong. Here comes his buddy behind him in a Firebird, laughing at my tC, obligatory finger, and peals off. Now I'm a very non-confrontational kind of guy, but gimme a break. He and his buddy proceed to play tag up ahead of me for a while, gunning it then slamming on their brakes, cause god forbid they get caught speeding. The light ahead turns red and I'm caught in the middle lane (3 lanes) between a**hole #1 and a**hole #2. They proceed to have a conversation THROUGH my car (my windows were down) to the effect of this:
#1 - "ha-ha, what the hell is that?
#2 - "I think its a Camry with ****!"
(picture my head turning from one a**hole to the other as the conversation goes on)
#2 - "Is that a Scion?"
Me - Yeah. Is that your new birthday present from daddy? (he had a temp tag on the back)
#1 "Oh!!, I think he's dissin' you man!"
#2 - "Yeah, and I'll spank you going reverse smartass"
(#1 is laughing like a homeless guy on crack)
Me- "Congratulations, I’m not into bondage though, you two (referring to him and #1) can spank each other all night long though, don't let me stop you.
(picture the smile dropping off his face)
#1- "What the f*ck you say?"
I rolled my windows up at this point, which is good, because the light turns green, and they both peel off in a cloud of smoke.
Even all that I can handle. But this is the part the really gets to me.
They can't even f*ckin drive. Both of them bounced off the rev limiters at least 6 times in one shift going from first to 2nd, and 2nd to 3rd. Give me a break. Talk big, fine, drive 250-350 horsepower in a 7000$ used car, fine, bounce off the rev limiter because your too stupid to both make whatever statement your making by pealing out, and simultaneously shift without hitting the rev limiter.
Where are the cops when you need them? I passed 2 in the 10 minutes that assholes 1 and 2 were playing tag, one had a wrangler pulled over, the other had a focus pulled over. Way to keep the streets safe guys.
*rolls eyes...
So I'm driving down the road, when this kid in a ~1998ish z28 pulls up beside me, give's me the finger while rev'ing his engine, then pealing off. Great. Whatever, right? Wrong. Here comes his buddy behind him in a Firebird, laughing at my tC, obligatory finger, and peals off. Now I'm a very non-confrontational kind of guy, but gimme a break. He and his buddy proceed to play tag up ahead of me for a while, gunning it then slamming on their brakes, cause god forbid they get caught speeding. The light ahead turns red and I'm caught in the middle lane (3 lanes) between a**hole #1 and a**hole #2. They proceed to have a conversation THROUGH my car (my windows were down) to the effect of this:
#1 - "ha-ha, what the hell is that?
#2 - "I think its a Camry with ****!"
(picture my head turning from one a**hole to the other as the conversation goes on)
#2 - "Is that a Scion?"
Me - Yeah. Is that your new birthday present from daddy? (he had a temp tag on the back)
#1 "Oh!!, I think he's dissin' you man!"
#2 - "Yeah, and I'll spank you going reverse smartass"
(#1 is laughing like a homeless guy on crack)
Me- "Congratulations, I’m not into bondage though, you two (referring to him and #1) can spank each other all night long though, don't let me stop you.
(picture the smile dropping off his face)
#1- "What the f*ck you say?"
I rolled my windows up at this point, which is good, because the light turns green, and they both peel off in a cloud of smoke.
Even all that I can handle. But this is the part the really gets to me.
They can't even f*ckin drive. Both of them bounced off the rev limiters at least 6 times in one shift going from first to 2nd, and 2nd to 3rd. Give me a break. Talk big, fine, drive 250-350 horsepower in a 7000$ used car, fine, bounce off the rev limiter because your too stupid to both make whatever statement your making by pealing out, and simultaneously shift without hitting the rev limiter.
Where are the cops when you need them? I passed 2 in the 10 minutes that assholes 1 and 2 were playing tag, one had a wrangler pulled over, the other had a focus pulled over. Way to keep the streets safe guys.
*rolls eyes...
