Make sure you get bird crap off asap, or else major damage to your cars paint will happen. The acid in the birds crap will slowly eat right through your clearcoat, and once that happens your hella screwed. I work in the car painting business and touching it up with paint won't work the greatest. Get the crap off your car asap
I keep a bottle of car cleaner in the car just for that purpose. I have been known to do that job at work in my suit and heels. But then, I always have the problem of finding somewhere to wash my hands ASAP.
Oh, I know what I should ask. The guy at the dealership was wiping it down for me before I left and he had on rubber gloves and he told me to get this certain king of towel (can't remember the name but it was a light blue) to wipe it down and to not use anything but liquid soap and no fabric softener when washing the towel otherwise when I wash my car and dry it, scratch marks happen.
But he didn't tell me what to wash it with...Do I go to a car wash? Touchless? do it myself with dish soap? Do I use one of those sheep gloves?
I've had my car absolutely covered at least twice. The first time, I was on my way to the car wash and a group of high school girls were advertising for their fundraising carwash. I stopped and said look do you really want to do this? They said we're not the ones washing the cars right now, so sure, it's right around the corner. Poor girls.
The second time for some unknown reason there were birds in Chicago pooping on my car at 11:00 PM on a 10 degree night. The crap literaly froze to my windshield covering it so I had to go buy an ice scraper just to get it off and throw away the ice scraper when I was done with it.
The guy that invents a poop-repellant wax should be given the Nobel prize in my mind.
true story i almost did, was talking on phone in my bedroom when i was a teenster, fired it off at a box in my closet. the BB ricocheted off the shelving flew back and hit my on the cheek bone under my right eye! DOH! no punk-rock points for Eric